Tales of a Travelling Jeweller |
Carina
Australian Goo Goo Dolls // Muse
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(Source: letsconfessbitches)
Mark Ruffalo:
Scarlett Johanson:
Robert Downey Jr.:
Chris Evans:
Chris Hemsworth:
Jeremy Renner:
Tom Hiddleston:
I had made this version previously, then teafully suggested that a character may be missing. Hence, the new version.
- Hm, I might give it a try… Though I’m not sure if radio series are my cup of tea.
- It’s brilliant!
- Oh my god, I can’t laugh out loud while I’m in public! What will people think of me?
- Wait, did I really just listen to all three series in 5 days?
- Sod it, public transport or no public transport, I can’t supress my laughter. People think I’m mad anyway.
- Yellow Car!
(Did I forget anything?)
G-FUCKING-POY. This is so accurate it hurts.
(Source: ilikesallydonovan)
| Henry: | I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors |
| Sherlock: | lol I don't care |
| Henry: | HOUND |
| Sherlock: | John get your coat we're going to Devon |
| ~LATER~ | |
| Sherlock: | I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs |
| John: | town |
| Sherlock: | let's go |
| Innkeeper: | so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever - |
| John: | FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL |
| Innkeeper: | bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore |
| ~MEANWHILE~ | |
| Sherlock: | hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't |
| Townsman: | fuck you I did tho |
| John: | lol I get 50 quid for free |
| ~AND THEN~ | |
| Sherlock: | Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes |
| John: | I am a captain |
| Sherlock: | trolololol |
| ~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~ | |
| Sherlock: | rabbit |
| Stapleton: | rabbit |
| John: | hold the fuck up - rabbit? |
| Frankland: | hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl |
| Sherlock: | kthanks |
| John: | Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate |
| Sherlock: | |
| John: | Your coat |
| Sherlock: | |
| John: | stop being attractive |
| Sherlock: | |
| John: | I meant mysterious |
| ~THEN~ | |
| Lestrade: | HEY GURLS HEY |
| John: | FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON |
| Lestrade: | just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother |
| Sherlock: | I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE |
| ~BUT THEN~ | |
| Henry: | liberty in liberty in liberty in |
| Sherlock: | let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville |
| John: | MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE |
| Sherlock: | HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing |
| Henry: | SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL |
| ~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~ | |
| Sherlock: | alcoholdl |
| John: | you're having an emotion |
| Sherlock: | jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE |
| John: | you're raving like a monkey on acid |
| Sherlock: | FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS |
| John: | fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me. |
| ~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~ | |
| Frankland: | just casually ruining everything |
| John: | oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone |
| ~THE NEXT DAY~ | |
| Sherlock: | john |
| John: | |
| Sherlock: | john |
| John: | |
| Sherlock: | John I don't have friends. I just have one. |
| John: | |
| Sherlock: | John you're amazing. John you're fantastic. |
| John: | okay. |
| Sherlock: | insults. |
| ~LATER STILL~ | |
| Sherlock: | casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend |
| John: | crying |
| Sherlock: | i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell |
| John: | therapist danger shit |
| Sherlock: | TO THE MOORS |
| Henry: | fuck this shit I'm out |
| Sherlock: | DEDUCTIONS |
| Moriarty: | BOO |
| Frankland: | JOKES JUST ME |
| Dog: | HOUND |
| John and Lestrade: | FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT |
| Sherlock: | Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk |
| ~MEANWHILE~ | |
| Moriarty: | SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK |